AWKWARD MOMENT #82: Completely platonic/brotherly roommates should know nothing about the firmness of my nipples in white tshirt .. let alone, accidentally see a picture of it.
BAD LIFE CHOICE #23: Not studying or doing homework.
4 missing assignments, one straight 0, and never getting over 2.88% on quizzes= 23.29%. Law school, here I come!
“Your internet access has been suspended. Please see a library or Rohan staff member to regain access.”
AWKWARD MOMENT #24: Sitting next to three people who are reading this article in the Koala while the professor calls my name for attendance.
…Wasn’t anything special!? I resent that.
| Kyle: | You're going to hell.. but you'd probably like that. |
| Kelsey: | I do like it when it's extra hott ;) |
| Kyle: | Yea, you told me -- "I like it rough. But not if his penis is too big, then it hurts." |
16 shots of Tequila in one hour.
AWKWARD MOMENT #39: Throwing up in a stranger’s laundry hamper.
AWKWARD MOMENT #51: Grabbing Joe’s “frontal pack” as I slip off the Acropolis.
| Blind Man: | Hey, guys. Do you mind telling me what this booth is all about? |
| Kyle: | Oh, we don't really know. We just got here. |
| Blind Man: | Oh, Ok. Well what's the coolest thing at the Convention? |
| Kyle: | Did you see that really cool computer thing that tracks your eyes and knows exactly what your looking at?! |
| Blind Man: | Nope. Didn't see that one. |
BAD LIFE CHOICE #13: This guy.